Express Lane Mullet

Fellow bloggers, I'm here at the West Five Two burning the midnight oil. I was in the local grocery store last night picking up some ingredients and found myself behind this mullet in the express lane. Whoever invented the camera phone is a damn genius (if you keep up w/ the blog you'll know that I recently acquired and up-to-date cell a few months back)!!!!! As you can probably gather from this pic, this particular mullet is very tame in nature and of small stature. He has the distinguished salt & pepper look going, and it's not a man purse over his shoulder, but a sling. Perhaps a nasty brawl of sorts at a local west side hole in the wall.......Grilly's.....ABC.....B&G??? Never judge a book by it's cover, this mullet could be ferocious when intoxicated and/or high on illicit substances. His cart contained a jug o' milk, a large can of tomato sauce, two cans of Chef Boyardee Beef-a-Roni & a bag of some sort of produce or fruit. A most excellent trip to the grocery.

Peace out,
Medusa J