Back On The West Side

After spending nearly two weeks on the east side, I have decided to try a night at my house. Word on the street is that the crackhouse behind me has quieted down. Yeah right. As I was unpacking and cleaning this place up, I heard several kids outside fighting w/ each other. Luckily this time it really was just her rug rat kids, and not the gang of gun toting, brick throwing, crack dealing, young men that have take up residence as of late. Wish me luck.

MJ

Cleveland Suckage

I've now enlisted in the witness protection program. I'm staying at an undisclosed location. I have entered a state of mild hysteria, anorexia, insomnia, and almost psychosis. Kudos the Mayor "No Action" Jackson. Fuck face.

I am in a very dark, very ugly place right now.

MJ

Local Haps....

It appears that Yo Yo, the woman that lives behind me, is running a very efficient crack house as well as keeping up her profession as a prostitute. Within the last 2-3 months there has been some shady activity going on. Lots of cars up and down the block, loud music, fighting, gunshots, blatant drug dealing in the front yard/street, 15-20 young men squatting in her house, etc.

This has resulted in me calling the CPD 3-5 times per day. If/When they come out, they do nothing. One night both the Cavs and the Tribe were in town, after my third call to 911 about unruliness, the dispatcher told me, "We've got a lot going on tonight, we'll get someone out when we can." It was 7:30pm, how much is going on in the land of Cleve at that time on a fucking Tuesday night? CPD sux ass.

I must say, they did come through on Thursday when the young boy, about 11-12yrs old was flashing what looked like a real handgun around and pointing it at his friends heads. They promptly picked him up and brought him home in the back of the squad car.

Anyways, it's quiet over there tonight, almost too quiet. All I'm saying is watch ur back when u roll into the West Five Two, pack ur gat.

Oh shit, looks like I spoke too soon, just had to take an hour hiatus on typing due to shots being fired, glass being broken, a woman screaming "call the cops, someone please call the cops." So, I did. They came, stood outside, shined there flashlights around and left. Good job, real good fucking job CPD. Needless to say, I will not be sleeping at all tonight.

One more thing to add to the shit list of Cleve.

Peace out,
MJ

One More Reason....

I have just read, according to the Associated Press, that Cleveland is ranked amongst one of the top ten most polluted cities in the United States of America. Yep, just one more reason for me to move.

MJ