Friday, June 29, 2007

Red Line Mullet....

Hey y'all. I observed this quiet and peaceful mullet riding east bound on the Red Line in the wee hours of the morning last week. I'm not sure what this mullet's reading material was, but you can see from the pic that she takes great care of her hairstyle of the 80's/early 90's. A very well manicured mullet if I do say so myself.



Today on my ride home on the Rapid, there was another mullet standing directly in front of me. This particular mullet is very wily, I have seen her multiple times both morning and afternoon, but am not able to capture her slinky self. I must admit that I do have some trepidations about photographing this mullet, as she wears a constant frown and looks like she could be quite aggressive. I do have one thing to say to her though, 'He/She whom hath thy mullet, need not stare at thy luscious locks of mine!'

Peace out,
MJ

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Random Ten & Yo Yo Update....

As I sit and sip some coffee, I thought to myself, 'it's been a long while since I've done a RT. So, here it is followed by an update on the hoodrats.

1. Needles - Garage a Trois from Outre Mer. This group is a side project of Stanton Moore from Galactic. One of the best drummers ever, in my opinion.

2. Less Is More - Joss Stone from Mind, Body, Soul. She has a killer voice.

3. Old Woman - K's Choice from Paradise In Me. I really like this group, and they never got the attention they deserve. This song is awesome too.

4. Ya Ya - Buckwheat Zydeco from Zydeco's Greatest Hits. This genre of music makes me feel happy.

5. For You - Tracy Chapman from self titled album.

6. Goodbye - Alicia Keys from Songs In A Minor.

7. Bonita Applebaum - A Tribe Called Quest from The Anthology. Wurd.

8. Back In The Day - Missy Elliot from Under Construction. This is one of my favorite Missy songs.

9. I Feel For You - Prince from Greatest Hits. Little purple man.

10. Rock and Roll - G. Love & Special Sauce from Philadelphonic. This is a killer track from a kick ass artist. Must dance now.


UPDATE:
All has been quiet here on the West Five Two front for the past three weeks. It appeared that Yo Yo had left for about a week and a half. The place was empty, mail piling up, etc. A few times people came and left quickly as if picking up stuff. So, we were encouraged, not to mention the massive amount of police drive bys.

That all changed this weekend. Yo Yo & her rugrats were dropped off Friday night by her number one John. They remained quiet, we remained watchful. Last night after work I was opening my living room windows, and who do I see standing in front of my house, the leader of the gang, NFL patches all over his clothes and hat, looking like a menacing retard. I called CPD to tip them off, but the dispatcher told me they weren't going to come out because it's public property.

Two hours pass by, and now there are five of them, not to mention creepy, fucked up arm, old dude from down the street. They're like fucking gremlins minus the water, add the crack. Multiplying like a nasty staph infection. They were congregating in front of my house, leaning on my porch, so I called CPD and told a white lie to get them out here.

The ghetto bird began circling, two police cruisers roll by and stop to talk to the guys. They walked back to Yo Yo's crib where her cracked out ass if finally outside asking what is going on. I then hear her say, "that lady keeps lying." Just when I and they think the police are gone, another cruiser rides up and parks on the treelawn right across from her house. The gang disperses down the street, and Yo Yo runs into the house w/ her rugrats and fucked up arm dude returns home. The police remained on the tree lawn for an hour. Good times.

The ghetto bird circled all night, and the gang stayed away. My only question to the guys is this...."If you are not doing anything wrong, why do you scatter when a cop pulls up?"

I will be continuing to harass various city officials until they make her ass leave. Although the fourth of July is coming up, and a stray bottle rocket, or 500, might do the trick.

Peace out,
MJ

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Mole-less

So it appears that Enrique Iglesias had his mole removed. Below is a before and after picture of the crooner. Man, I'm bored tonight.