Driver's Ed 101 REPOST

I posted this the other night, and somehow it's gone. So, I apologize if I stray from the original. For all of those non-driving assholes who have a license and still don't know what the hell they are doing. Here are a few issues I run into on a regular basis on my daily commutes to various places, in no particular order.

1. Lane Changing: If you want to get over on the freeway and there is NO one behind me, don't cut me off and slam on your brakes in efforts to make the exit. Just take your foot off the gas (the one on the right), and get behind me.

2. Blinker Use: If you can operate a vehicle, there is no reason you CAN'T operate a turn signal. It's not that hard.

3. Speed Limit: If the posted limit of speed says 35MPH, it's means 35MPH, not 15MPH. Drive it or park!!

4. Traffic Signs: The red octagonal (eight sided shape for those geometrically challenged readers) that boldly spells STOP, means just that. It does not mean to slow down a tad and proceed right through, neglecting the fact that you almost smashed into my vehicle, not to mention that school building directly to your right that houses many small children, whom may or may not be crossing that particular intersection in efforts to get an education. Another thing, when I point out the fact that you just ran the STOP sign, do not flip me off for you are the asshole in this situation. Should have let you hit me. Next time.

5. Cell Phones: HANG THEM UP AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Traffic Signals: When a traffic light is out, proceed as if it were a four way stop. What is so hard about this? Why don't people get it?

7. Fog: Turn your headlights on when driving in dense fog, as a courtesy to other drivers, I don't want to ride up in your ass because I couldn't see you.

Hope this is helpful.