Sunday, May 11, 2008

I'm Bringing Sexy Back...

That's right, brown dog is bringing sexy back this summer with her denim dungaroos. She's looking so splendid and spunky in her summer drawers. She poses for the camera just a hot second before assuming her usual position.

Here you can see Raja strutting her stuff in the roos with room for her nub, and for those who prefer tails, they will fit too. Comfy fit, elastic waistband for that just right feeling, and easy Velcro straps (if you're smart like brown dog, you'll use your teeth to take them off when your owner isn't at home). The denim dungaroos are washable too, making them an ideal choice for the earth saving hippie owner.
Raja has hit the golden years for sure. She's sporting a diaper now, but only during the night. I keep her in the kitchen during the day with a hell of a setup that I don't even want to get into right now.

Some may be surprised that I am still awake at this hour, as am I. I watched the season finale of Survivor and I guess my adrenaline has me still going. Or it could be the sheer anxiety of facing yet another daunting day in hell a.k.a. work. My money is on the latter.

My weekend was extremely productive yet restful. Yesterday I couldn't resist the urge to play in the dirt, so I bandaged my finger and went to it. First I picked up all the garbage w/ my handy-dandy reacher so I don't have to touch the filth. Just for amusement, I'll list some of the items found on my property: 1 Lifestyles Condom wrapper (hey, at least there was no used condom this time), 1 12 oz empty bottle of Bud, silver Christmas garland & about six inches of Christmas lights (wtf?), 13 ketchup packets (empty), various fast food wrappers & sale papers, and 1 40oz can of Silver Thunder. I call that Urban Landscaping.

Next I mowed the grass, pulled all the weeds from the front flower beds, went to Home Depot for mulch & potting soil, planted sunflower seeds in random spots in my backyard & in pots, put down mulch (first time I've ever done this, so we'll see how it helps cut down on the weeds), then went to weed wack. However, I went into the crackshack and there was no weedwacker. That's correct, someone stole it. I'm not mad, not at all. Here's why...

In the crackshack are multiple items that one might want to steal, including a 3 disc stereo system w/ speakers, lawn mower, various yard tools, trailer hitch, gas grill, patio furniture, etc. Out of all those items, someone chose to steal the weed wacker that is battery operated. Needless to say, both batteries and the charger were in the house. So, someone got a weed wacker that won't work. Good job thieves, serves you right.

On to today, very productive. I got into cleaning mode at 11:30am and went nuts until about 7pm. I did take quite a few breaks for coffee and cold pizza. I didn't have anymore raw sugar left, and could only find brown sugar, for your finest baking needs, in my pantry. I couldn't tell a difference. I had me some szechuan vegetables and a spring roll from Minh Anh just before the final episode began. A great weekend.

Peace out,
MJ

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