Deep Thoughts By Medusa Jones....

A few thoughts have run through my dome, and I thought I'd share:

1. Power Strips: Here is a strip of 6 or so outlets to utilize when you have multiple electrical items that need to get juice. Why is it that there is a warning that reads "CAUTION OVERLOADING MAY RESULT IN FIRE" isn't that the point?

2. A Salutation: "Have a blessed day." I received this salutation at Target today, and thought to myself that this greeting is quite politically incorrect. How does the cashier know if I celebrate Jesus as my lord and savior and/or any other religious being? She doesn't, and I am an Atheist, hence making it a non-PC thing to say. I vote we ban this greeting, for it has offended me.

3. Eyebrows: British Ed brought up this thought at Phnom Pehn last night. Without eyebrows, sweat drips directly into one's eyes when riding a bicycle and/or exercising in any way/shape/form that results in perspiration. So that's what eyebrows are for!!!!

4. Dennis Kucinich: He was dining at aforementioned local spot last night with his unusually tall wife (well, maybe he's unusually short, and she's just average height, anyways.....). They were playing kissy-face at the table, which I could have done without, but hey, he's just a regular politician trying to get his grub on.

5. Aliens: I'm beginning to think that I just might be one. I'm feeling further and further away from the human kind that resides amongst me. What happened, and when did it happen? Has it always been like this and I'm just now figuring it out? Like Jack says, where'd all the good people go???????????

Other happenings last night.....Salexis, Vanilla Soy Latte and I dropped in Lakewood's Winking Lizard to meet up w/ everyone's favorite East Side Lesbian & her crew. There I was grabbed by a blonde woman w/ circa 1988 bangs/attire and told "We gotta fill the floor, so if you wanna dance, get up there." Thanks, but I'll pass. After our bizarre experience in Flakewood we moved back to our comfort zone, the OC. We hit up the Angle where we found Nasty Nate & other Figheads. Ms. Butterscotch and her band was jamming out to some funk, which I greatly enjoyed. J-Ho's ex booty call stalker friend made a cameo. Nasty Nate & I spotted him at the same time and looked at each other and just laughed. We closed down the bar & Salexis was hungover this morning. Good times.

MJ