So, I was just reading the latest from 1828w45, and I believe J-Ho may have been exaggerating just a tad. I think her team (J-Ho, Salexis, Frances, MikeyT) are just salty that our team (Megan, Mike, Silk, Piddy & myself), all beginners mind you, kicked their asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will give props to J-Ho for initiating a duo on the mic as a shout out to Piddy's big 2-5 birthday. Look out American Idol. Check J-Ho's stance/follow through, a pro bowler if I've ever seen one!!! I'm happy to say that J-Ho captured my first strike ever!!!!!! Again, hydration is the key to this sport. It's a rough and tumble, high fluid loss kind of a game. You gotta keep those electrolytes flowing.
Now, for the good stuff you've all been anticipating since last night. I did hear one person mention that I was "OCD" regarding mullet hunting. In actuality, any photojournalist will tell you that he or she is willing to go anywhere/do anything to capture that picture worth a thousand words. Even if it means getting injured, or worse, death.
Here we go........This first picture is thus far the Mullet of the Year. I have never in my life witnessed such a gem. I like to call this mullet Goldie Lox. I spotted her early in the night, stalked about, waiting for the right moment. I knew she'd make her way up to the snack bar eventually, where I would snag the photo. Props to Megan for posing for a "birthday picture," couldn't have done it without you girl. You could also call this one a blondie squirrel pelt, or what the fuck?
To my surprise, the gold laced mullet and her cronies decided to take a seat next to our lane. At first I thought they were onto me, perhaps ready to blow my undercover status. I was able to capture this picture because of Mike, who so boldly posed for a shot, showing no fear of the Goldie Lox. Thanx man!!!
This last picture was very difficult. This man moved like the slinky skullet he was, making it next to impossible to catch a photograph. Piddy almost had his digi confiscated by this crazed mullet. Very dangerous folks, please do not try this unless you are an experienced, certified, trained undercover mullet lover. I cannot stress that enough here people!!!!!!! Oh, and did anyone else notice this mullet's Zelda hoodie? Classic Nintendo.
As you can tell, this was a great birthday celebration. Thanks to all who participated in the bowling madness. I'm going to be making a vat of vegetarian chili for dinner, all are welcome to come. No Family Guy tonight due to fucking football, but I'm sure I'll find something to entertain myself with tonight.
1 comment:
you have NO FEAR!
I mean, granted, it is difficult for me to imagine the context in which Goldie Lox XXL herself would stumble onto blogspot.com, and then the W52 but she could have friends, man... they could have a cloverleaf bowling blog for all the after midnight, bring your children under the age of 7 crowd. Be careful, Medusa. Maybe buy a stun gun.
By the way i had a fabulous time last night, despite my crash and burn bowling skills style and the fact that i drank amstel light. Can't wait for the skate party (i'm sure to fall and skin a knee, like back in the day).
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