Mullet Hunting

Okay, so for those of you who don't know, I am a certified undercover mullet lover. I have been known to hunt them out and classify them accordingly. Sometimes I take photos of them, with or without their knowledge. I must add that I never sported a mullet, only wished I had. Here on the west side, you can find a mullet almost anywhere. It never ceases to amaze me how oblivious mullets are to their outdated haircuts. I wonder what they tell the barber, "a little off the top, keep the back long, my lady likes it that way!" Today I'm posting a small collection of pictures I've captured over the last few years. I hope that you all enjoy these as much as I do. The first picture seen here was taken back in June 2001 @ AJ's Tavern in beautiful Pennsville, New Jersey, while visiting my family. The young lady pictured here is Vicky, a friend of my sister's. It was her birthday and she was a virgin to the mullets. I explained to her what one was, and suddenly this strapping young buck appeared across the bar. After we threw a few back, Vicky got the balls up to ask the man to take a birthday picture with her. If you look closely, you will see that she is actually touching the fine locks of love. Mad props Vickabutt!!!!

The second photo, one I'm especially proud of was captured back in 2002 @ Cooperstown here in the glorious land of Cleve. This was kind of a dangerous mission. I thought this fine fella's lady friend was gonna kick my ass for posing with her beau. He stifled her though, what a man!!! Nice spock ears too.

Okay, number three, I like to call this one Euro-mullet. I have no proof that this man was actually from Europe, I'm just making an educated guess. His fanny pack was very attractive and his funky little mullet intrigued me. This was captured at the Flugtag event downtown back in the summer of 2004. Good times.

Photo number four was captured at the local 5/3 Jeanie over on Fulton & Lorain this past summer 2005. Apparently this mullet is new to the ATM machine and needed a lesson from her male friend.

This next one is from the family photo album. This was taken in 1999 somewhere in south Jersey, shortly after my aunt married a man with a mullet, and my cousin got to add a stepbrother w/ a mullet into her life. As you can see, Ed and his son Kyle had the same barber. This my friends is fucking child abuse. I am pleased to say that Kyle has since chopped the mullet. However, Ed still sports the hairstyle of the 80's with pride. ROCK THE MULLET ED!!!!!!!
Ah, this has inspired me to dust off the camera and hit the streets for a hunt. More to come soon.