I had a few sightings of little people the other night, my first here in this great state, I say HKJ was roaming the streets of Chinatown in Honolulu Friday night. I first spotted a midget getting out of her land yacht in a parking lot, I was driving around looking for parking myself, making it impossible to photograph and/or touch said midget. Upon parking and exiting the garage lie before me another little person. I pretended to take a picture of her dog as she sat in her male companion's lap. And here she is.....
I was excited to see not one, but two midgets within thirty minutes and a block of each other. I continued on my journey through the streets of Chinatown to a little art studio that was performing an "experimental" piece about women's rights, sex, violence, addiction, etc. Weird at times, repetitive at others, but overall not a bad show. Before leaving the studio, the pictured midget was sitting at the bar, I almost shat, Dr. J was following me. My male friend was kind enought to cleverly crowd me upon exting the building so that I couldn't help but bump into her, making full contact to her left arm/shoulder. Now, I don't think Hawaii has the lottery here, but the locals love Vegas so I signed up at a chance to win a free trip. Maybe said midget will bring me luck in that realm.
My last picture has nothing to do with midgets. I just thought it was a funny sighting. I was on my lunch break at the hospital, so I walked down to this Hawaiian music/book festival to browse around and eat. As I was walking the grounds, this passed me by.....
All I can say is What The Fuck? I didn't know the grim reaper rode a scooter. And who wears that many clothes, black at that, in Honolulu? I'm glad he did not touch me, for I would not be blogging.
Until next time....
MJ
1 comment:
Oh, Medusa, this totally made me laugh. Who knew there were so many midgets in Hawaii? If you win that trip to Vegas, that would be fucking sweet and surely a sign of HKJ's presence.
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