Look how close Alaska is to Russia!
Sarah Palin Knows Education
She's been to 6 colleges in 6 years!
Sarah Palin Knows Executive Decisions
Having run a state with a population the size of Anaheim, CA for less than two years.
Sarah Palin Knows Government Waste
She collected 27 million dollars in earmarks while mayor of a 9000 person town in Alaska.
Sarah Palin Knows Scams
And paid herself thousands of dollars to work at home.
Sarah Palin Knows State Business
And apparently so do her children, to the tune of a $50K+ travel and expenses tab picked up by the taxpayers.
Sarah Palin NOW knows Abstinence Only education doesn't work.
But she STILL thinks it's the only sex education your children should learn.
Sarah Palin Knows Sexism
It's sexist when it's applied to her, but its not when it's applied to Hillary.
Sarah Palin Knows Creationism
And wants to teach it to your children as an equally plausible alternative to the theory of evolution.
Sarah Palin Knows Books
And wants to ban the ones she doesn't like from your local library.
Sarah Palin Knows Rape and Incest
And believes the victims should be forced to bear the child.
Sarah Palin Knows Welfare
Alaska receives more money from the Federal Government than any other state of the Union.
Sarah Palin Knows Country First
But she believes in Alaska First and supports a group that wants to secede from the Union.
Sarah Palin Knows George Bush
And wants to continue his policies for 4, 8? 12? 16? more years.
Sarah Palin is a 72-year-old heartbeat and five-time face cancer survivor away from the Presidency.
Think about that when you go to the polls.
Vote Obama,
Medusa J
1 comment:
Here's a bit more to chew on. Brought to you by Sarah Palin's latest interview on the Iraq War.
God's will, in her eyes, is something we can use to further our political ambition. Here she is on the building of a new natural gas pipeline:
"I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get the gas line built, so pray for that."
And in case that wasn't enough, here's some more Bull!
Sometimes you need to ask for a little help from the man upstairs, and sometimes you simply follow His clearly laid out plan:
"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's will."
Like President Bush, Palin employs the holy spirit to justify her policy positions. If it's something you want, like an oil pipeline, you pray He'll help you get it built. If it's a badly mismanaged war (McCain's words) then it's all part of God's plan, be patient.
To recap why the religious right is so excited about Palin, she wants to: Ban all abortion. Teach creationism in public schools. Abolish sex education. And fight wars that are "God's will."
We may already have a clue as to why Palin and her husband like the AIP so much: It's an offshoot of a larger organization that wants to see the constitution re-written so as to conform to biblical law. What about Palin? Maybe once she's allowed to hold an honest-to-God press conference, we can ask her.
http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/09/02/sarah-palin-iraq-war-gods-plan/
In my opinion, the only plan we should have is to make sure this crazy cock-eyed, bible beating bitch doesn't get any where near the white house especially the oval office. She will have us beating the bible to the tune of of the gospel! FREAK
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