Sunday, February 04, 2007
Ode To Public Transportation
As you all know I have been boycotting the purchase of gasoline since June, so I ride the rapid to work everyday. Much to my dismay I read about Exxon making a $35.5 BILLION profit, which just reinforces the entire public transportation thing for me. I digress. Yesterday I got off the Rapid @ Cedar/University around 8:20AM, and braved the 7 degree heatwave. Into the station I go, when an awful smell about knocks me to the ground. As I'm walking down the steps it's getting nastier and nastier. I look at the bottom of the steps and see that some vile, disgusting, human being took a big nasty shit. I laughed in disgust and ran to get out into the open where I could breath without dry-heaving. Upon finishing my work day around 5:20PM I headed back out into the heatwave, across campus, and to the rapid station. I opened the door, and no smell. I figure someone must have cleaned it up. I round the bend only to find that the shit is now dried and no longer producing a stench so wicked that it burned my nose hairs and trachea. Enjoy this photo folks, enjoy.
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As if the subarctic cold isn't enough to wade through in the morning, now you have to deal with assholes leaving their mark on the world. Can any man tell me how it's possible to defecate down the side of a wall? I say a man but do not want to discriminate: To you female wall defecators out there, where's that spare napkin you always have in your purse/pocket? This would be the time to use it.
This is the most vile and disgusting and disturbing image I've seen in a while - this would keep me off public transportation and in the comfort zone of my car. Good you aren't easily discouraged. I keep thinking how god-damn cold this person's ass must have gotten while leaving this pile behind. Dr. J
definitely looks like a crack rock induced shit, unless that vicious stomach bug is still going around cleveland, which i doubt very much.
I used to see a decent amount of human shit around the less upscale streets of san francisco. Often, in very close proximity to public trans stops. What gives shitters? stay home! or, in a well hidden perhaps more natural and grassy area.
I only have one thing to add.
Eeeewwwwww.
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