Saturday, September 30, 2006
Reversed Rapid Mullet
I have categorized this hair-do as the reversed mullet. This shit was just too funny to pass up....if only she were a midget. Again, thank-you to whomever invented the camera phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, September 18, 2006
BUSTED
Willie Nelson, 73, busted with 1.5 pounds of Marijuana & 0.2 pounds of narcotic mushrooms. Fuck Yeah Willie, fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 17, 2006
R.I.P. Bullet
Most of you did not get to meet Bullet, the little pit/black lab mix puppy that lived behind me for a short time (about 4 weeks). Bullet was a spunky little guy that loved to run up and down the street without his leash. He also tried to investigate my yard once, while Raja was outside, and let's just say that didn't go over too well. Cody liked him, they sniffed butts and romped around in the yard a few times.
Bullet never had a chance at a good life. I was scheming on ways to rescue him from his demise, for these people cannot care for themselves, let alone a puppy. I took this picture in efforts to find a new owner for him, but my efforts fell short. Last Tuesday Bullet was pronounced dead in his side yard. It seems that he had bloody stools, and no one thought to take him to the vet, and he passed. Please hug your pups today and give a shout out to Bullet. No dog should have to live or die in such a cruel manner. Chalk up another reason for my hating of "earth" people.
Medusa Jones
Bullet never had a chance at a good life. I was scheming on ways to rescue him from his demise, for these people cannot care for themselves, let alone a puppy. I took this picture in efforts to find a new owner for him, but my efforts fell short. Last Tuesday Bullet was pronounced dead in his side yard. It seems that he had bloody stools, and no one thought to take him to the vet, and he passed. Please hug your pups today and give a shout out to Bullet. No dog should have to live or die in such a cruel manner. Chalk up another reason for my hating of "earth" people.
Medusa Jones
P.O.I. X 2
Category: Medicine
POI: Who needs anesthesia? Surgeons in ancient Egypt used a wood mallet to render patients unconscious.
I think we should bring this practice back into play!!!!
Category: Arts & Entertainment
POI: Techno musician Moby got his pseudonym honestly - his real name is Richard Melville Hall, and he is the great great grandnephew of Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick.
POI: Who needs anesthesia? Surgeons in ancient Egypt used a wood mallet to render patients unconscious.
I think we should bring this practice back into play!!!!
Category: Arts & Entertainment
POI: Techno musician Moby got his pseudonym honestly - his real name is Richard Melville Hall, and he is the great great grandnephew of Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Ew...
As I continue to enjoy this intense funk I've been rolling in for the past month or so, I have stumbled upon yet another reason in which I dislike the majority of human beings. Now, some might say I'm a neat freak and/or anal and/or a germ-a-phobe, all titles in which I deny, I just like a clean house and things done a certain way. With that being said, one HUGE issue I have is when people blow their noses at a table, especially when said table is being used for people to consume foods while on their lunch breaks.
Not one, but two of my co-workers crossed this line today. The first offender did get up to blow her nose on the other side of the room, however she brought her snotty tissues over to the food area, sat down, blew again, wiped the snot, then sat the snot rags down on the table next to her and continued to consume her food. ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS????? Offender number 2 didn't feel it necessary to even budge when blowing his nose. He did the deed, placed the snot rags next to him, and continued on with consumption. Again, I must say...ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS?????? To top it off, I didn't see either of them wash their hands.
For all of you bloggers who didn't know, I DO work in healthcare, and this type of behavior is unacceptable. How, can one work in healthcare, yet be so careless and disgusting? Oh wait, don't tell me, I know, because the majority of human beings are stupid. In my opinion, this type of behavior warrants a citation of sorts. Perhaps immediate exposure to C-Diff and a quarantined room at the hospital. One in which they can loathe in the disgustingness of pissing out of their asses and wonder why it's so difficult for people to wash their hands after tending to and cleaning bodily fluids out of certain canals and/or crevices. Perhaps just a fine of $10 for not practicing universal precautions would do.
Thoughts? Anyone? Do express yourself, for this is the place to be heard.
MJ
PS - Gravel by Ani DiFranco just came on my iTunes, fitting.
Not one, but two of my co-workers crossed this line today. The first offender did get up to blow her nose on the other side of the room, however she brought her snotty tissues over to the food area, sat down, blew again, wiped the snot, then sat the snot rags down on the table next to her and continued to consume her food. ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS????? Offender number 2 didn't feel it necessary to even budge when blowing his nose. He did the deed, placed the snot rags next to him, and continued on with consumption. Again, I must say...ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS?????? To top it off, I didn't see either of them wash their hands.
For all of you bloggers who didn't know, I DO work in healthcare, and this type of behavior is unacceptable. How, can one work in healthcare, yet be so careless and disgusting? Oh wait, don't tell me, I know, because the majority of human beings are stupid. In my opinion, this type of behavior warrants a citation of sorts. Perhaps immediate exposure to C-Diff and a quarantined room at the hospital. One in which they can loathe in the disgustingness of pissing out of their asses and wonder why it's so difficult for people to wash their hands after tending to and cleaning bodily fluids out of certain canals and/or crevices. Perhaps just a fine of $10 for not practicing universal precautions would do.
Thoughts? Anyone? Do express yourself, for this is the place to be heard.
MJ
PS - Gravel by Ani DiFranco just came on my iTunes, fitting.
Monday, September 04, 2006
Steve Iriwin meets his maker....
The Crocodile Hunter is dead. He was stung in the chest by a sting ray while filming some underwater movie/tv show. I suppose it was only a matter of time before something got to this crazed yet passionate about animals man. R.I.P. Let's all give a moment of silence as we remember this fool.
Peace out,
Medusa Jones
Peace out,
Medusa Jones
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Silk & Piddy Send Off R-10
Silk & Piddy are on the road to Santa Fe, NM to pursue a new chapter in life. I've got the itch to move also, but I'm stuck here for a year w/ this new job. I think this time next year I will take the plunge & sign on w/ a traveling company & head out west. I feel like my 20's have been pissed away in this going nowhere city. Anyways, this one's for you guys, hope it's a good one!!!!!
1. Radar Love - Golden Earring from Wayne's World 2 Soundtrack. This is a great soundtrack, lots of good songs, can't say the same for the movie. This is an excellent driving song too!!!!
2. Take, Take, Take - White Stripes from Get Behind Me Satan. This one comes via Silk's collection. I like these guys, simple, yet good music.
3. Say Hello Wave Goodbye - David Gray from White Ladder. This one's a downer.
4. Track 11 - Propeller Heads from some mixed cd I ripped from Kazaa. I'm pretty sure this is the Jungle Brothers along w/ Propeller Heads doing a sweet track together. "I need a chick with big potatoes to mash." Sweet lyrics.
5. That's How Strong My Love Is - Taj Mahal from The Essential (2). I picked this double album up at the library a few weeks back, and I'm digging it. Nothing like some sweet blues on a Sunday morning.
6. You Got Me Wide Open - Bootsy Collins & Bernie Worrell from Friday Soundtrack. Good times, great movie, killer soundtrack.
7. Relating To A Psychopath - Macy Gray from another mixed disc ripped via Kazaa. This song is my anthem!!!!!!!
8. The $20 Sack Pyramid - Dr. Dre from The Chronic. This skit is HIGH-LARIOUS!!! Duck Mutha Fuckin Mouth and Bootney Lee Farnsworth playing for a damn sack o' weed and a gift certificate the Compton swap meet.
9. What's The Scenario Remix - Leaders Of The New School from one of my many oldschool mixes. Anyone remember these guys?????
10. N.E.S.T.A. (Never Ever Submit To Authority) - Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra from Liberation Afro Beat Vol. 1. A good way to end. Remember this title, fuck the government!!!
There u have it guys. Hope your trip is safe & u get settled in quickly. I'm thinking about a visit Jan/Feb so I can get the fuck out of Cleveland's dead of winter slump.
Peace out,
Medusa Jones
1. Radar Love - Golden Earring from Wayne's World 2 Soundtrack. This is a great soundtrack, lots of good songs, can't say the same for the movie. This is an excellent driving song too!!!!
2. Take, Take, Take - White Stripes from Get Behind Me Satan. This one comes via Silk's collection. I like these guys, simple, yet good music.
3. Say Hello Wave Goodbye - David Gray from White Ladder. This one's a downer.
4. Track 11 - Propeller Heads from some mixed cd I ripped from Kazaa. I'm pretty sure this is the Jungle Brothers along w/ Propeller Heads doing a sweet track together. "I need a chick with big potatoes to mash." Sweet lyrics.
5. That's How Strong My Love Is - Taj Mahal from The Essential (2). I picked this double album up at the library a few weeks back, and I'm digging it. Nothing like some sweet blues on a Sunday morning.
6. You Got Me Wide Open - Bootsy Collins & Bernie Worrell from Friday Soundtrack. Good times, great movie, killer soundtrack.
7. Relating To A Psychopath - Macy Gray from another mixed disc ripped via Kazaa. This song is my anthem!!!!!!!
8. The $20 Sack Pyramid - Dr. Dre from The Chronic. This skit is HIGH-LARIOUS!!! Duck Mutha Fuckin Mouth and Bootney Lee Farnsworth playing for a damn sack o' weed and a gift certificate the Compton swap meet.
9. What's The Scenario Remix - Leaders Of The New School from one of my many oldschool mixes. Anyone remember these guys?????
10. N.E.S.T.A. (Never Ever Submit To Authority) - Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra from Liberation Afro Beat Vol. 1. A good way to end. Remember this title, fuck the government!!!
There u have it guys. Hope your trip is safe & u get settled in quickly. I'm thinking about a visit Jan/Feb so I can get the fuck out of Cleveland's dead of winter slump.
Peace out,
Medusa Jones
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