Friday, July 07, 2006

Wanted For Crimes Against Harimanity

If you stumble upon this mullet consider him armed with hair gel and dangerous with a comb. It is rumored that this mullet frequents the local coffee shop and can be quite aggressive when prodded. It is also rumored that the mullet pictured here purchased this lovely striped cardigan/plaid flannel ensemble, left the tags on it, then returned it the next day. A classic Medina Mullet move.

Here is another shot of the Dina-mullet w/ his lady friend. What's up with the cuffs of his shirt? It appears they've out grown the jacket a.k.a. blazer. BEWARE this mullet has been known to display severe sarcasm. The key to fending off a mullet of this nature is bees. Actually, just one bee will do.

So bloggers, keep your eyes peeled for him, and ride his ass until it's chapped about this doo. Until next time.

Medusa Jones

3 comments:

Silk E. said...

0 comments on this fucking beast!!?? what the hell is wrong with you people!? I had a busy weekend myself, but here i am winding down sunday eve and sharng my 2 cents re: killah bee's killah mullet. IT'S CRAZY.
and it was NOT even the 80's anymore. Medina is so behind, so behind in so many ways.
ah well.
MJ, be sure to get those baby's back to the coffee shop. i've determined they will be on display thru my last day of employment. sweet.

Klassy Kate said...

Those are flippin' sweet! Seriously! It's beyond blackmail, to, well, just consistent humiliation for da killah bee. Wowsers.

Anonymous said...

Man, who is that hot guy.I bet he gets all the ladies.